{"id":342,"date":"2016-10-01T17:08:55","date_gmt":"2016-10-02T00:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinschimmelfing.com\/blog\/?p=342"},"modified":"2016-10-01T17:08:55","modified_gmt":"2016-10-02T00:08:55","slug":"no-youre-not-moving-canada-need-stop-joking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/colinschimmelfing.com\/blog\/no-youre-not-moving-canada-need-stop-joking\/","title":{"rendered":"No, you’re not moving to Canada, and you need to stop joking about it"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear fellow privileged, progressive citizens of the US: I know you don’t like Donald Trump.<\/em><\/p>\n

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My Twitter and Facebook feeds are positively on fire with your distaste. I understand it – I can’t stand the guy either, and believe him becoming president might be the worst disaster to befall America since 9\/11. Some of you even draw comparisons with Hitler and think Trump would be as bad for America and its less-privileged as Hitler was for Germany. That seems like a stretch to me, but sure, believe what you will.<\/p>\n

And so there are the jokes:<\/p>\n